22 October, 2003

ATTN:

I AM THE SPECIAL ASSISTANCE ON GENERAL DUTIES TO FORMER PRESIDENT CHARLES TAYLOR OF LIBERIA.

OUR GOVERNMENT WITNESSED THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF OPPOSITION FROM VERY MANY LIBERIAN ETHNIC NATIONALITIES AS A RESULT OF TRIBAL SYSTEM OF POLITICS WHICH WAS ENTRENCHED IN LIBERIAN POLITICS BY OUR FOUNDING FATHERS.

IT IS IN VIEW OF THIS POLITICAL PROBLEMS THAT CHARLES TAYLOR'S REGIME GOT ITSELF ENGULFED INTO CIVIL WARS AFTER THE INCEPTION OF THE REGIME.

AS A SPECIAL ASSISTANCE TO THE PRESIDENT ON GENERAL DUTIES,I WAS RESPONSIBLE

FOR THE SO MANY AREAS INCLUDING ECONOMIC AFFAIRS OF THE LIBERIAN PEOPLE AND THIS HAS MADE ME THE CONFIDANT OF FORMER PRESIDENT TAYLOR.

WITH THIS HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE FROM MR.TAYLOR,I WAS SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEPOSITION OF PROCEEDS REALISED FROM THE SALES OF LIBERIAN SOLID MINERALS VIZ:DIAMOND,GOLD,URANUIM,TIN,IRON ETC WHICH IS THE MAJOR SOURCE OF FOREIGN EXCHANGE FOR LIBERIA.

SO FAR I WAS ABLE LODGE THE VOLUME OF US$800,000,000(EIGHT HUNDRED MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS)INTO VARIOUS BANKS OVERSEAS FROM THE PROCEEDS REALISED FROM THE SALES OF THIS SOLID MINERALS DURING THE REIGN OF MR.TAYLOR.

OUT OF THIS AMOUNT,THE SUM OF US$745,000,000(SEVEN HUNDRED AND FORTY FIVE

MILLION US DOLLARS)HAS BEEN ACCOUNTED FOR BY ME TO THE LIBERIAN GOVERNMENT

WHICH THE GOVERNMENT HAS CERTIFIED AS TRUE WHILE I HAVE RESERVED THE SUM OF US$55,000,000(FIFTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS)FOR MY SELF AGAINST ANY POSSIBLE VICTIMIZATION DUE TO THE POLITICAL BICKERING THAT HAS ENGULFED THE CHARLES TAYLOR'S ADMINISTRATION.

THE FUND IS PRESENTLY BEEN DEPOSITED IN AN UNDER COVER SECURITY HOUSE IN GHANA.THIS WAS DONE THROUGH A DIPLOMATIC CHANNEL PURPORTING THAT THE FUND BELONGS TO AN EXPATRIATE.

IT IS ALSO WORTHY TO NOTE THAT THIS FUND IS NOT RELATED TO TERROR.NEITHER IS IT RELATED TO ARMS OR DRUGS.

THE FUND IS GOOD,CLEAN,CLEAR AND OF NON CRIMINAL ORIGIN.

THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT THE REGIME OF PRESIDENT TAYLOR COLLAPSED DUE TO THE GOVENMENTS HIGH HANDEDNESS AND INSENSITIVITY TO THE PLIGHT OF THE LIBERIAN

PEOPLE AS WELL AS IT'S NEGATIVE FOREIGN POLICIES WHICH HAS LED CHARLES

TAYLOR TO BE INDICTED FOR WAR CRIMES BY UNITED NATIONS.

IT IS IN VIEW OF THE ABOVE THAT I HAD TO INSURE MY SELF AGAINST THE FUTURE BY SOLICITING FOR YOUR COLLABORATIVE ASSISTANCE INORDER TO MOVE THIS US$55,000,000 INTO YOUR CUSTODY.

YOU WILL BE ENTITLED TO 30PCT.OF THE TOTAL SUM OF US$55,000,000 FOR ASSISTING ME IN THIS TRANSACTION.

10PCT.OF THE TOTAL FUNDS IS FOR CONTIGENCIES WHILE 60PCT.IS FOR ME AND MY FACILITATORS.

FINALLY,THERE IS NEED FOR YOU TO MAINTAIN ABSOLUTE SECRECY IN THIS MATTER DUE TO POLITICAL REASONS.

I NEED YOUR URGENT REPLY.

REGARDS,

MR.Milton Teahjay.

 

 

22 October, 2003,

Good Afternoon,

I believe you made a mistake sending this to me, although the deal looks fascinating. I don't know if you are interested in letting a Madam like myself help you with it, but I'd love to. My name is Felatio Love, and I'm a Working Madam here in Wisconsin. I run a kind of "mobile brothel" here, so when I checked my e-mail, I expected a customer, not a business offer. Have you ever been to Wisconsin? I've never been to Liberia, but would love to visit. Let me know if I can help you out, and I'll do whatever I can.

Felatio Love

 

23 October, 2003

Dear Friend,

Greetings to you and many thanks for your mail.Due to the nature of the transaction and the expediency required I decided to contact you. I must assure you that this deal I am proposing is 100% risk free. Be rest assured. I propose with all my heart believing that we two can reap from this, and this you will come to see. ??The proof of the pudding, they say is in the eating.?? This proposal should be treated with despatch.

Please let this opportunity not slip off our hands.I do not have these funds with me physically rather they are deposited in a Security Company (African Security). You can check me out on www.liberiaorbit.org You will have to input my name (Milton Teahjay) in the find/search column to read more and get a clearer picture.My address in Ghana is 121 Kojo Thompson Road Tudun,Accra,Ghana.I do not have these money physically with me but rather they are contained in trunks and deposited with the Security Company.As you can see, my problem with my former boss was not as a result of this money I diverted, but rather because I spoke out vehemently against his human rights violation, and also because of the foreign logging companies he brought who pillaged our forests.

In recent times, I have gone through a lot especially in the fact that I have not been able to set my eyes on any member of my family for sometime now. In the recent times, I have made frantic efforts to bring them out but lack of funds made it impossible. That is not to mention the trips made in the past that turned futile.

In the course of my stay here, I have been able to involve a bank director of a commercial bank in this, though I did not mention the details of the deal to him nor the source of the money. He agreed in assisting us in moving the money in. He advised that I look for a non-resident foreigner who would open an account here in Ghana where the money would be paid in and afterwards wire instructions would be issued for the money to be transferred to your account abroad. The banks here, sees all foreigners especially colored foreigners (colored) as potential investors and once cash payments are made by them it is not questioned. I cannot pay in this money myself because I am black and

it would raise a lot of eyebrows unlike when it is done by you foreigners. When you arrive here, we proceed immediately to the Security Company to take delivery of the boxes and from there proceed to the bank. We would be using the confines of this director?s office to arrange payments of the funds into your account.

Note here that the funds were deposited as artifacts and as such the Security Company does not know the contents of the two trunk boxes. I have really kept this to myself and now to you. I do hope this is kept confidential. I have the deposit papers given to me by the Security Company on the day of deposit. With this you will appreciate the whole matter better. I am also sending pages of my diplomatic passport for your records.A confidence building measure.

Furthermore, I want you to know that your safety is guaranteed here, when you touch down. There are many foreigners here and also the agenda of this Government hinges so much on Security of both local and foreign nationals, as most foreign nationals are potential investors. I do need your involvement in this to make it a success. I understand that I am a stranger to you for now, but by the time we meet and you see the money, I will turn out to be your closest confidant, life is like that. All I pray for now is your understanding and patience and once you touch down in Accra, Ghana all other things will fall in place.

Ghana as a country is relatively small in number of population but it has an emerging market that has attracted many multi-nationals to it. They have a flexible monetary policy. Monies of this nature can easily be moved out of the system no doubt. On the streets of Ghana, you can see foreigners, Asians, Americans even students. Here too there is a big port, which serves as a hub in West Africa, what this means is that there is increased trade all around. These multi-nationals are paying in money steadily to the bank in either hard currency or in cedi equivalent. So your flying down and paying this money into the bank when we take delivery of the boxes from the Security Company, would not and never pose a problem.You foreigners are respected here.

 

Finally, know that my trust in you cannot be faulted unless you feel otherwise. All I propose to you is correct and does not have any distortion. As a person, I give you my word of honor and my integrity is what counts to me. I am equally willing to work with you and I have drawn a draft of Co-operation agreement to protect our interest. I will send that soon.

As this matter does not need delay, you just have to tell me how you will go about it and when you are arriving Ghana. I trust you, and I hope you can advice on a good investment this money can be put into. I have worked all my life as a civil servant and have little or no knowledge of business. I count on your experience and integrity to get this matter well on the way. Subsequently I would be asking your assistance in relocating my family once these funds are paid into your account. How possible is it? Hoping to hear from you and may you live in interesting times. I remain

Yours truly

Milton Teahjay

 

 

 

I went to www.liberiaorbit.org and immediately found the exact picture he snagged to paste onto his passport.

 

23 October, 2003

Dear Mildew,

I am honored that you have chosen me for this mission. I understand why though, Being a Madam, I know more about business than most bankers or lawyers. Because I know about business, You know that this transaction CAN and Will happen, but only if we learn to trust each other. In business, any business, trust must be EARNED. I do NOT expect you to trust me right away, as you likely do not expect me to trust you. We will earn each other's trust, and execute this transaction fully confident, but the earning of trust MUST come first. I feel we should get to know each other, and that could take some very personal questions. This is how I do business: straight forward, direct, and to the point. You can ask me anything you want to know, and I expect the same from you. I have nothing to hide, and in time, you will show me the same. If you have any problems with this, please tell me now, for if you have any problem with getting to know me, or my getting to know you, then this transaction is doomed for failure. I will even give you the honor of asking me whatever you want to know first. Thank You.

Felatio Love.

 

 

24 October, 2003

Dear Friend, Greetings and thanks for your mail.I understood all you have written and I must commend your spirit.If you have visited the website I furnished you (www.liberiaorbit.org) you would read more abut me. As I have earlier intimated you,I have been on the corridors of power until after a time I fell out of favour with my former boss,former President Charles Taylor of Liberia.It was not as a result of this money rather I spoke out vehemently against his human rights violation, and also because of the foreign logging companies he brought who pillaged our forests without adequate afforestation program. I am whom I say I am and you can enquire about me from any Liberia Embassy worldwide.Well juding from the antecedents of my former boss,I do not need to know you that well to do business with you.A day you know starts a story.But if you insist I have few questions to ask you. (1)Are you married?You talk about a mobile brothel and I have wondered what yu meant by that.I would not want to sound preposterous but are you running a prostitution ring?I am sorry if I sound unruly or is it just for lodging? Do you really have te capacity to move this matter ahead as it requires your flying down to take delivery of the trunks with me from the Security Company and pay into a bank account you will open here and subsequently issue wire instructions to your bank abroad. Do you have the network to absorb this funds without hassles judging from the enormity of it? Well,I left my country to Ghana when my bank accounts and personal properties were frozen and confiscated. As I write you, I do not have any other hope than the money deposited with African Security. This is my only hope of coming back on stream. The future of myself and my family back there in Liberia depends solely on this fund. The banker I earlier mentioned to you about, will handle the area of paying in money. He adviced I get a non-resident foreigner to open an account here where the money will be paid into. Note here too that we are not paying in the money over the counter but would be using the confines of this director?s office. The entire transaction will take about 2-3 working days to be concluded, including taking delivery of the boxes from the Security Company, opening of account and wire transfer to your account. We are using Metropolitan Bank in Accra, Ghana. Once you arrive, the next day we proceed on all formalities. Remember the stake of this banker is that we would leave a small sum in the account for the bank to trade with for six months. Here the yardstick for promotion among bank staff, is the ability to attract or bring in depositors and this is the ultimate motive of this respected banker. Getting a customer to leave behind 1millionUSD in a bank is more than a good transaction. This was what he requested be left after you issue wire instructions to your account abroad. I affirm to you that you will not regret ever getting into this, not in the least. The matter here is that our continents are wide apart with differences in approach and perspective of a particular matter or subject. I must vehemently say to you that I am very much at home with you and hope that the end will eventually vindicate us. Finally you do not have anything to fear about, I have done all that is humanly possible to put this matter on the threshold of success. I have made extensive enquiries and all have fallen in place. I do pray for your patience and understanding. I wait for your response and I remain Yours truly Milton.

 

 

24 October, 2003

Mildew,

I did check out the website and found it very interesting, you are truly a very brave man. It is amazing what the leaders and business in that country have done. It is a shame.

As for me, No, I am not married, and yes, I am a prostitute. It is legal in some places in the US. I do have the capacity to perform this transaction, and the ability to travel. I know you do not feel it is necessary to know much about me, but that is BAD BUSINESS. Will this transaction involve us meeting in person? I need a vacation, as it is the only time I get to do anything for myself (if you know what I mean).

So, I might as well get this out in the open, and if you have any problems answering any questions, please tell me now so we can both stop wasting our time. Were you born and raised in Liberia? Are you married? I only ask this because it is unclear to me if it was YOUR wife, Or Mr. Dokie's wife that was murdered. Is it true what is said about the size of a REAL African Man's penis? I have heard they can be over 12 inches long, is this true? Have you ever made love to a white woman?

Also, are there any brothels in Liberia or Ghana? If I DO go there, I'd like to check some out, maybe learn some new tricks ; ) I'd really like to get to know you and make this happen, so please let me know what the plan will be. Thank You

Felatio Love

 

 

27 October, 2003

Dear friend, Am very sorry for not have been able to reply to you, is because of the meetings i have with the security company on how to deliver the consignment. On the questions you ask me, I was born in liberia in monrovia city in liberia, I have no wife. Do you like to marry me?. Please you have to prepare to travel, because the security company want to trasfer the whole consignment to Nigeria and am going to meet with you over there. What you have to do is go anf get a visa to nigeria for the claiming of the consignment. You like african pennis?you like to make love with me? no problem for that when you come over to nigeria everything will be ok because am going to meet with you. Please can you funish me with your phone number so that i can reach you. Am waiting to hear from you you immediately you get this mail. Regards, Mr. Milton Teahjay.

 

 

27 October, 2003

Mildew,

How are you doing today? I am fine. I am happy that you have no wife and want to marry me. There may be something we can do, but I don't even know what you look like, so I am not ready to say yes ,,,yet. I like all kinds of penis, including african. What kind of sex things do you like to do? Is there anything you WON'T do? I know all the tricks and will do anything you like, as long as I get my turn to do some things to you. I can do the doggy style, the four-on the floor, deepthroat, the pearl necklace, the trailer-park tornado, the Alabama slap-ratchet, and many other things. You name it, I CAN DO IT, and I don't mind if you take pictures so you can prove it to your friends. We're going to have a blast, and if you think of anything I haven't, let me know and I'll get whatever I need for it. I am REALLY looking forward to this trip and will get some plane tickets as soon as I can, but I need to know the name of the airport to fly to. Also, what day do I need to be there and how long should I stay? I have a few things to take care of, but I can leave fairly soon. Please write as soon as you can.

Felatio Love.

 

 

28 October, 2003

Dear Love, I just got your mail and was very good to read. You can just get a VISA to Lagos state Nigeria. The name of the AIRPORT is: Mutala Mohamad AIRPORT Lagos state Nigeria. And am going to pick you up from the AIRPORT i will be there waiting for you and pick you up from the AIRPORT ok. Just go and get Visa And Air ticket to Nigeria. I will like if you can make it this week before this weekend, can you make it?. When you come we can see our selfs i love that and i know you love it too honey. And bear in mind that you have to come with some money. I love to see you in Nigeria.This week can you make it? am expecting you. We can do any stile you want, kind of love making you want. Thanks till i hear from you. Regards, Milton.

 

 

28 October, 2003

Mildew,

All this sounds good. I will get my Visa and plane ticket this week or weekend, but it looks like the flight may not be until early next week. I will bring some money, but not huge amounts. I can earn some in the meantime, but it takes a while in this profession. How much will I need? I can get the ticket by going down on the travel agent, so that's an easy one. Maybe I can find a loan officer at a bank that I can 'get a quick loan' from.

Boy do I have plans for YOU. Are sex toys legal there? I would hate to get arrested at the airport, because I was planning to bringing a bunch for us. Do you have any of your own? I can fit the big end of a Louisville slugger in any orifice of my body, and have the same goal for you. Also, will there be a problem getting batteries there? Batteries can't be taken on planes, and I have a few things I was planning on bringing that need 12v lantern batteries. If I can't get them there, I'll not bring them. This will also give me a chance to try a few new things I've been thinking about but haven't tried yet.

Also, were you serious about marrying me? If we did, where would we live? I'm not sure about marriage, but If I knew what you looked like, I would know better. Anyways, Get ready, because this is going to be something you will never forget.

Felatio Love

 

 

29 October, 2003

Dear Sweety,

How are you today?, i hope you are very fine. You are free to get whatever you want to come along with , just get the bettery you said you need to come over here with you free.

Please remenber t send e your picture, because i will use it to know You when you arive in MURITALA MUHAMMED INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT LAGOS STATE NIGERIA. I need to have you picture so that will know you in person and pick you up from the AIRPORT.

You are free to come i will be happy to meet with you. I love it so much. Tell me when your VISA is ready Ok.

Yours in Love,

Milton..

 

 

29 October, 2003

Honey Please if you are coming with some stuff make sure that is not Something like drugs.

And when yu come over here we can do the wedding over here and if you Like we can travel together to U.S.A. Note that this ingagement is sure by my side.And remenber to tell me the name of the Air Craft and the day so i can Go and wait you in AIR and pick you up from the AIRPORT please am worried Over here waiting for your arrival.

Your Love one,

Milton.

 

 

29 October, 2003

Mildew,

How are you today? I am fine. I don't know where you came up with the idea I would have anything to do with drugs. Do you really think I would put any drugs into this body? No way. I've put a lot of things in a lot of places, but never drugs.

I was hoping to give you a surprise at the airport, and wait until then for you to find out what I look like. I'm telling you, I look AWESOME, and I am thinking about how I am going to dress. I can dress up like a Nun, an Airline Stewardess, a Teacher, all kinds of ways, and EVERY ONE OF THEM WILL DRIVE YOU WILD! Also, are you going to be alone at the airport? I only ask this because I plan on us being naked and sweaty about five minutes after I land. Maybe we can get a Limo or get someone else to drive.

As for us getting Married, I'm still not sure. The only picture of you I have seen is your passport photo, which can't be seen very well. The best way is for you to send me a picture of yourself, and I'll find YOU, and the surprise will not be ruined.

I was going through My things, and deciding what to take and what to leave behind, and I have some awesome things in store for you. I have a giant strap-on that you are going to get up close and personal with. I'm talking something that will split your pelvis, chip your teeth, and bruise your liver because the head of it is the same shape and size as a 32oz everlast boxing glove. There's going to be some fluids flying after that, and that's just for starters. Have you ever cornholed an empty Chablis bottle? If not, the correct answer for you is "NOT YET", because its coming.

I will get the plane tickets tonight, and I'll let you know the flight, day, and time. I've gathered some money, so I'll have some when i get there. Think about sending me a picture, and I'll think about us getting married. Hope to hear from you soon.

Felatio Love

 

 

30 October, 2003

Honey how is things with you?. How was your sleep last night, do you Dream of me?. I am trying to protcet you in AIRPORT that is why i said Something about drugs please am sorry for that. Why you don't want to send me Your picture to know you in person in AIRPORT, or do want me to be confuse In the AIRPORT?. Honey i can't sleep anymore,am worried waiting for your arrival. Please sweety tell me how you are going to dress so that i can Recognice you in Airport please do it for me. I love you so much your love have Made me mad over. Please do quick and come over please sweety. Do you want Me to come alone or with somebody et the Airport. My scanner is spoid not ok, i love to send you my picture and you take a look at it. From the Bottom of my heart i love you and am assuring you if you just see me sweety You will never have a sleep without dreaming or thinking of me, because am A very nice looking guy, too handsome. Sweetheart am going to die for you what ever you look like i don't care. My love is for you, i promise. Please don't be annoid that i did get the pic you ask from you, is just Between 4-5day we are going to see our self in a very good way. Please please Try and get me your picture even passport so that i can know you in person at the Airport and tell me the way you will dress, and the Aircraft name.

I would like if you travel with (Airfrance).

Thanks till i hear from you,

Yours in love one,

Milton.

 

 

30 October, 2003

Mildew,

How are you? I am fine. The reason I don't send a picture is because I want to see the look on your face when you see me for the first time. I know you will be amazed. If you DO send me another picture of you, and I do accept your offer of marriage, I can get the paperwork from here, so we will be legally married in the U.S. Also, so I can find YOU at the airport. I can send you a picture of myself in a group of other ladies that was taken when I was in a bikini pageant if you want. I think You'll like it, and this way you will see what I look like, but there will still be the surprise of seeing me for the first time.

I got my tickets yesterday, and will arrive at Lagos Airport at 4:50 PM, on the 7th of Nov. I was lucky I could get one this soon for the price I paid.

So, are you getting yourself ready? I think you'd better do some stretching exercises, because you're going to need it. My advice to you is to lubricate every object in your house, both movable and stationary, because you never know what will end up going in you. I have a nifty little device just for you that I like to call "The Jackhammer". It got it's name not only by the incredible noise and vibration it makes, but also because the business end of it is a mannequin's arm with a clenched fist that came from a mannequin we used to call Jack. It's so powerful that it runs on four twelve-volt lantern batteries, and it drains them dead in less than ten minutes (not that it ever needed to be run any longer than that). I also plan on bringing "The Prostate Pounder", which is a lot like The Jackhammer, but is gas powered and not as gentle, and has a full-faced motorcycle helmet for the working end. I had to get a special endorsement on my driver's license to be able to operate it. You will love them all, whether you like it or not.

Well, I must go, I have to get a few things done. I can't wait to see you, and think about how you can send me a picture. I'll write to you tomorrow, Bye

Felatio Love

 

 

31 October, 2003

Dear Lov, How are you over there?. I got your mail and am very happy that you have finally got your ticket. Please when you coming to Nigeria please can you just get me a G.S.M cellmobile phone handset please. We are going to rent a Hotel, where we can have ourself free to do what ever we want to do. That's why i ask you to come with money. Am ready waiting for your arrival in Lagos Nigeria. I love all those things you said you are coming with. We are going lodge in a Hotel. Honey please come quick am waiting please. I pormise my love is for you i don't think of another woman, just waiting for my lov. Till hear from you my lov,i don't care what ever you look like my lov is for you. Your lov, Miltom.

 

 

 

 

31 October, 2003

 

 

Mildew,

How are you doing? I'm fine. I got your picture and am amazed how nice looking you are. Are you a Model or a professional athlete. I never imagined you looking so fine, I can hardly believe it. I attached a picture of me, but it is only my face. I may send you more though. I can't wait until next Friday when we get to meet and I get to have the romp of my life. I am still stunned at your picture. I showed a friend of mine the picture (don't worry, i did NOT show her any of the emails, just the picture, so our secret deal is safe), and she says there is no way that I am emailing a Man that is so good looking. I told her that It really is true, and made a $3000 bet with her. Is there any way we can prove this to her before I leave for Lagos? If we can, we will have that money to spend once I get there. I was thinking we could show her a picture of you that is has a word for me on it, something like yourself holding up a "I Love Felatio" sign. If you do this for me, I'll send you a picture that shows a little more of me. I hate to ask for that kind of favor, but I promise I'll make it up to you in Lagos. Please!

Are there any pet stores there? I wanted to go check out some gerbils, hamsters, or maybe a ferret. I really like animals, so I was thinking we could go look at some. Well, I must get some sleep. Please think about the picture and how much fun we can have with the $3000 extra it will bring. Just remember, it's only a few short days until We are together. See You soon.

Felatio Love

 

1 November, 2003

Mildew,

How are you doing today? I just thought I would let you know how much I am looking forward to meeting you in Lagos. We're going to have a great time. What is the weather like this time of year? I don't want to pack too much, becasue I have a bunch of other stuff for us.

I take it you were busy today and didn't get a chance to write to me. That's OK, just make sure you write as soon as you can, OK? Bye

Felatio Love.

P.S. Did you think about the picture, we could really have fun with another $3000

 

 

2 November, 2003

Dear Felatio,

Sweet love how is everything with you over there?, Oh, shut your eyes And dream, my Love. Sleep well dear one, Sent from above, It?s time to sleep, The day is done. I really love you i aprove it to you babe, all my love is for you alone am for you Sweet Felatio. I love Felatio. Only i don't just know how to put it for you the way you will understand it. I love you Felatio Love. Till i hear from you.

Yours In lov,

Milton..

SIGN.....Milton...

Note: That is by far the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

 

 

2 November, 2003

Mildew,

Good morning. How is it going there? Not bad here, I slept well and am just waiting for the weekend when I get to see you. Have you thought about the picture I asked about? I REALLY want to win the $3000 so we can go out and have some fun the first night I get there, AND I want to prove to this girl that I REALLY do know such a fine-looking Man. This means so much to me, and I promise to send you another picture of me if you do. All you have to do is send me a picture of you holding up a sign with my name on it, and I win the bet. If you do this for me, I'll send you a picture of me without my shirt on. Please think about it and how much fun it will bring. I'm SO ready for you, and Can't wait until We are together and get married.

Also, did you check on any pet stores? I think we could have a nice time checking them out. Well, I must go, I still need to finish getting ready for the trip to Lagos. Please think about what I asked, because it means a great deal to me. Thank You.

Felatio Love

 

3 November, 2003

Honey how are you today and your weekend?. When I close my eyes at

night,I wish you were by me holding me tight. I wish you could look deep in my eyes, And tell me that I mean the world to you. And loving me is all you want to do. Cause' all I want to do Is to be loved by you. I wish you could Whisper in my ear And tell me you want me near. Loving you is all I have in my mind, And I will love you time after sweet time. And when I close my eyes tonight, I will dream of you holding me tight. I love you babe. Sweety i think This ok like this.

Your Love,

Milton.

 

 

3 November, 2003

Dear Felatio , When our eyes met the angels danced above, Even the heavens and stars could feel our love. The sun had never shown so bright, As I held you close and tight. My love for you grows more and more, With you by my side my happiness soars. My honey is Felatio Love, I kiss you. I lov you always with you. Forever Yours, Milton..

 

 

3 November, 2003

Dear Felation,

How is everything with you over there?. I really feel you everyday of My life, pls i need you close to me. You ask me about the pets stores over here, we have some over but if you like you can buy some over there. Please remenber to get me the mobile phone i ask from you please the one use a SIM CARD on it i like SAMSUNG product like (T100) and (V200) or anyone That you like i will like it.

Please do remenber to send me your picture and tell me the colour of Your cloth which you are going to wear on that day so that i can know you Very well. Ok like me i will wear A white shirt and a black trouser, with Black spectacle( that is eyes glasses). Am looking forward to hear from you soonest,

love,

Milton..

He attached the same photo of himself as he did before. I’ll try one last time to get a Mugu Picture, and if I don’t get one, I’ll go for the kill. If I do, I’ll go for the kill anyways.

 

3 November, 2003

Mildew,

Hi, How are you today? I am fine. I've been busy getting ready for my visit and trying to get a few things done. Thank you for the picture, but that was the same picture you sent before, and as I said, I need you to send me a picture of you holding a sign with my name on it so I can win the $3000 bet I have with a friend of mine. I looked to see where I could get the mobile phone you wanted, but I am afraid I do not have enough money. This is one reason I want you to send me a picture of yourself holding a sign with my name on it. That would settle the bet I have with a friend of mine, and she will give me $3000. Then, I can get you a mobile phone, and we will have money to spend in Lagos. I don't know why you haven't done this, for it will help both of us. I told you that if you do this, I will send you a picture of Myself without my shirt on so you can see my breasts, or maybe one of me totally naked. I have attached a picture so you can see a little more of me, and I hope it convinces you to send me the picture of yourself holding a sign with my name on it. Please do this, it means a lot to me, and do it soon because we are running out of time. I need a little time after you send it to go get the money, and buy the mobile phone. This is the only way I can get the phone.

I will send you a message saying what I am wearing before I leave for the airport. I haven't decided what I am going to wear yet, but I am sure you will like it.

So, are you getting ready for some real fun? I hope you are doing tongue excercises, because you are going to need it. You should start drinking prune juice and KY Jelly cocktails right now, that will make things a lot smoother. What electric power is used in Lagos? 120Volts or 240Volts? 50HZ or 60Hz?. We should get this figured out, because I can't imaging what would happen if I plugged a 120Volt Power Toy onto a 240Volt outlet. I imagine there could be some serious damage done, and it might ruin the toy also.

Well, I must go, please send me the picture I asked for, and I promise I will send you a nude picture of me, and get the mobile phone. Please do this for me, it is such a small thing to do for the one that will marry you. Bye for now.

Lady Felatio

 

4 November, 2003

Dear Felation, I think this will be ok for you. Please check this and get back to me please, i don't really know what you really want. But i feel this is what you want. If not please give me your phone number so that i can call you and confirm from you what you really need me to do please if not this pls don't be angry with me because am confuse about what you need. Please tell me the date which you are going to move out from America on your travel to Nigeria, and about what you ask me about the voltage of our electric city. We use 220voltage over here. Please tell me the date so that let know the time which i will be in AIRPORT and the name of the AIRLINE please i need to know. I know that you must win the bet with your friend we need that money. Please don't forget to tell the colour of your cloth which you are go to wearon the day. Sent me the full pic of your self. Till i hear from you. Lov, Milton..

 

 

4 November, 2003

Mildew,

OK you stupid fucking Mugu. You have offically flunked "attaching a picture to your 419 Scam 101". I asked you to attach a picture of you HOLDING A SIGN, not a picture you downloaded from the 'net and added a gay little stamp to. Oh yea, speaking of attaching pictures, Here's the rest of the picture I've been sending you. Yes, the picture you have been jacking off to is of a "Chick with a Dick". Here is a little information you might find interesting, the definition of the word "Mildew", which I have been calling YOU from the beginning. It goes something like this: Mil-Dew, n, A fungous disease, particularly one caused by a fungus that makes a superficial downy coating on the diseased part of the host." I think it fits you pretty well. I don't know why you stupid Nigerian Mugus don't just get a regular job, because you suck at scamming. It amazes me that you are stupid enough to believe that anyone would go to that Ebola-infested shithole you call a country, especially to visit your retarded ass, even if I did believe one of those pictures WAS really you. Oh Yea, real bright move there cumshot, send three pictures of different people, hell, I found the exact web page you ripped the first one from, you know, the one you pasted onto your fake passport. That guy is about 20 years older that the idiots in the other pictures. BTW, you can read a full transscript of our e-mails at www.ebolamonkeyman.com where the entire world will be laughing at you.

Scorpion 6

 

5 November, 2003

Dear Felatio,

I can't really understand what you really mean about all this things.

Please

let me understand you well.

Milton..

 

5 November, 2003

Well Douchebag, It's easy:

1) You are a Nigerian 419 Scammer, the lowest form of life on the planet.

2) You are trying to STEAL money with your bullshit scheme.

3) I have been fucking with you and wasting your time for a couple weeks now, and making fun of you the entire time.

4) I am NOT a woman, and if I was, I wouldn't Fuck you, or any of the people you sent pictures of, with a STOLEN DICK. God you Nigerians are some UGLY Fuckers. If I ever shit something as ugly as you, I'd go have my asshole sewn shut.

5) The whole world is going to read about all this at www.ebolamonkeyman.com and they will all see how stupid your ass really is.

Just to show there's no hard feelings, I've attached a picture of your sister. Oh yea, at the request of a friend of mine, Here is a song, Just for you;

Here is that old Classic, "Mildew the Scammer"

(Sung to the tune of I'm Henry the VIII, I am)

I'm Mildew the Scammer I am
Mildew the Scammer I am, I am
I needed money so I formed a plan,
Thought I'd scam an Amer-I-Can
I, just want to be a Mugu,
Never get a job or go Legit
I'm just a scammer, I'm Mildew
Mildew the Scammer I am


I'm Mildew the Scammer I am
Mildew the Scammer I am, I am
Pose as a lawyer or a business-man
But really just a Nigerian
Lie, and send stupid pictures
The whole world is laughing at me
I'm just a scammer, I'm Mildew
Mildew the Scammer I am

I'm Mildew the Scammer I am
Mildew the Scammer I am, I am
I am a Homo but I still like Chicks
But only if they have a Dick
I kinda like it in the closet
Beat off to a picture of a "Herm"
I'm just a scammer, I'm Mildew
Mildew the Scammer I am

E-B-O-L-A
Mildew (Mildew)
Mildew (Mildew)
Mildew the Scammer I am, I am
Mildew the Scammer I am

Yeah!

The picture I attached was the infamous “TubGirl” picture, which I will spare you all from seeing.

 

6 October, 2003

Don't think that i don't know what am doing. Ok if you think you get me why can't you ask me my phone number. do you know the country i am , For your information am not in nigeria ok. You think that is my pic? no am woman ok i gave you my friends pic in yahoo messenger ok. so if you can eat the picture . i know as you ask me to send you my pic with sign you really want to get me that is why i scan another pic again i print it From my box ok and scan it again for you. You are a pure mugu not me. you Know eather am in Europe or not pure mugu like you . can't you ask my phone number?,I see another one that you sent again i will be writting you again i don't care. don't think you west my time ok i have my own pc in my house. But

i am in n igeria mind you ok.

You baga. i saw the one you sent again today i sent my onw again to you.

I think this moron is trying to say they sent another picture, but there was nothing attached.

 

 

6 October, 2003

Ok Choad, let me give you a few clues here, since you obviously don't have one of your own.

1) If you are going to converse with people, don't butcher their language, it lets them know how stupid you fucktards really are.

2) There's a nifty tool called a spell checker, try it some time.

3) Nobody really cares where you really are, nobody wants to talk to you on the phone, deal with it.
4) You are a lying, thieving, piece of ebolamonkey crap, consider suicide.

5) Your people should stop inbreeding, it is the main reason you all are so stupid, learn to mate OUTSIDE your immediate family (or stop mating completely).

6) There are honest ways to make money, learn a trade.

7) I attached another picture, view it.

8) The entire world is laughing at your stupid ass, you are a joke, read about it at www.ebolamonkeyman.com


I attached the infamous “goatse.cx” picture, which I will also spare you of having to see.

8 October, 2003

You are pure Mugu.

On the 8th of October, I sent him a picture of a woman performing Felatio on a horse and wrote “You’re just E-Mailing me for the pictures, right?”. I haven’t heard from him since