Barney is satan

Yes, it's true. Barney is satan. That evil perverter of little children has finally been exposed for what he/it is.

I can hear you thinking: Prove it! Well, I'm going to to just that.

It's all a matter of numerology. All you new-age boys and girls out there believe in numerology, right? Right.

GIVEN:Barney is a cute purple dinosaur.
GIVEN:The number of the beast is 666.

	1) Let all u's become v's. (As in Roman numerals.)
Thus:
	Barney is a cVte pVrple dinosaVr.

	2) Extract all of the letters which conform to Roman Numerals.

Thus:	            cV    V  l  di    V

	3) Add up the digits according to Roman numerics.

Thus:	cV = 100 + 5
         V =       5
         l =  50
        di = 500 + 1
	 V =       5
           = 650 + 16
           = 666