Test Results ala Leif...

You are: The Harlequin

You scored 26% Cardinal, 48% Monk, 47% Lady, and 35% Knight!

You are a mystery, a jack-of-all-trades. You have the king's ear, but also listen to murmurings of the common folk. You believe in the value of force and also literature. Truly you are the puzzlement of the age.

Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test
written by KnightlyKnave
on Ok Cupid
You scored as Mace Windu.

Mace Windu
64%
Darth Vader
61%
Yoda
58%
General Grievous
58%
Chewbacca
56%
R2-D2
53%
Clone Trooper
50%
Obi Wan Kenobi
50%
Anakin Skywalker
42%
C-3PO
28%
Padme Amidala
22%
Emperor Palpatine
19%

Which Revenge of the Sith Character are you?
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I am:
9%
Republican.
You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)
Are You A Republican?

Which science fiction writer are you?

I am: H.G. Wells! The first major literary talent to make himself at home in the science fiction field, greatly expanding its popularity.
Charlie
Which Lost character are you?

You are Charlie: You love people and people love you, and you love being loved. They do love you, don't they? Why wouldn't they? Hey, where are they going?
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Tatertots: There's not much to you, you're not a complicated person, but you are pretty likable. You are light and crispy... and a bit on the greasy side.
You are Tater Tots. Go get your own!!

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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I am 11% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!   I am nerdier than 61% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!   What is your weird quotient? Click to find out!
mackarelly
You are Mackerelly!! You feel obligated to create new words just to define yourself as different... I mean diff-tacular. Just remember... ORIGINAL doesn't necessarily mean GOOD.

What Weight Watchers recipe card from 1974 are you?
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You are like the Greek God of dreams, Morpheus. Believing there is
		something bigger out there, and often lost in thought. You're imaginative
		and smart; not always a leader but usually the one who came up with the
		plan. You often ask 'What if...' and long to get out of the darkness and
		through the window
Morpheus

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Boy Geek: 50%
You are 57% geek
You are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek and thereby get the needed dough. Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com
etchasketch
You're an Etch-a-Sketch!!
You're the creative, artsy type who doesn't need to actually utilize a single muscle group in order to have fun. Doesn't matter though, you're still cool.

What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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Bear
Bear Spirit Calls To You
Bear is spirit keeper of the West, the place of darkness, maturity and good harvest. Bears are active during the night and day. This symbolizes its connection with solar energy, that of strength and power, and lunar energy, that of intuition. The bear holds the teachings of introspection. When it shows up in your life pay attention to how you think, act and interact.
Bear's Wisdom Includes:
  • Introspection
  • Healing
  • Solitude
  • Change
  • Communication with Spirit
  • Birth and rebirth
  • Transformation
  • Astral travel
  • Creature of dreams, shamans and mystics
  • Visionaries
  • Defense and revenge
  • Wisdom
Animal Spirit Guides ~ Which One Calls To You?
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Orange
What Color is Your Brain?

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ORANGE
At work or in school: I need to be "hands on": I like to play games, to compete, and to perform. I enjoy flexibility, changes of pace, and variety. I have difficulty with routine and structure. My favorite subjects are music, art, theatre, and crafts. I often excel in sports. I like solving problems in active ways and negotiating for what I want. I can be direct and like immediate results.
With friends: Planning ahead bores me because I never know what I want to do until the moment arrives. I like to excite my friends with new and different things, places to go, and romantic moments.
With family: I need a lot of space and freedom. I want everyone to have fun. It is hard for me to follow rules, and I feel we should all just enjoy one another.
Open a fortune cookie!
Username
Do you like chinese food?
Your fortune You are a lover of words, someday you will write a book.
Is luck on your side? (8) - Signs point to yes. - (8)
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What Flavour Are You? Cor blimey, I taste like Tea. Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.

I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain.
What Flavour Are You?

(If you were not Tea you would be Chocolate.)
What Flavour Are You? I am Chocolate Flavoured. I am Chocolate Flavoured.

I am sweet and a little bit naughty. I am one of the few clinically proven aphrodisiacs. Sometimes I can seem a little hard, but show warmth and I soon melt.
What Flavour Are You?
May barbarians invade your personal space!
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
"May barbarians invade your personal space!" You are highly confrontational and possibly in a bad mood. You would have sworn in this quiz, if I had made it an option.

Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
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What Irrational Number Are You?
You are π

Of all the irrational numbers, you are the most famous. You have many friends and fans. Like many people, non-Euclidean geometry makes you feel uncomfortable. You are involved in so many things that it seems like it would take two of you to make ends meet.

You are particularly close to the rational number 22/7. However, you and e have been called "remarkable."

Your lucky number is approximately 3.14159265

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Lisa Simpson
You are Lisa Simpson. You don't want anybody's pity.

Take the Simpsons Personality Quiz today!
phoenix
You are a PHOENIX in your soul and your wings make a statement. Huge and born of flame, they burn with light and power and rebirth. Ashes fall from your wingtips. You are an amazingly strong person. You survive, even flourish in adversity and hardship. A firm believer in the phrase, 'Whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger,' you rarely fear failure. You know that any mistake you make will teach you more about yourself and allow you to 'rise from the ashes' as a still greater being. Because of this, you rarely make the same mistake twice, and are not among the most forgiving people.

You're extremely powerful and wise, and are capable of fierce pride, passion, and anger. Perhaps you're this way because you were forced to survive a rough childhood. Or maybe you just have a strong grasp on reality and know that life is tough and the world is cruel, and it takes strength and independence to survive it. And independence is your strongest point - you may care for others, and even depend on them...but when it comes right down to it, the only one you need is yourself. Thus you trust your own intuition, and rely on a mind almost as brilliant as the fire of your wings to guide you.

You are eternal and because you have a strong sense of who and what you are, no one can control your heart or mind, or even really influence your thinking. A symbol of rebirth and renewal, you tend to be a very spiritual person with a serious mind - never acting immature and harboring a superior disgust of those who do. Likewise, humanity's stupidity and tendency to want others to solve their problems for them frustrates you endlessly. Though you can be stubborn, outspoken, and haughty, I admire you greatly.

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DarkMagic
Dark magician. You love the dark because of it's beauty and just the life that no-one else sees. Mysterious, calm, quiet... But that doesn't mean you're not friendly!

What kind of dark person are you?
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Seems like I'm borderline Barbarian, depending on my coffee moods.
Take the test yourself at The History Channel Barbarian Quiz
The Uncouth Comrade: Like Boss Hogg in a chicken drumstick store, you're only a short step away from plunging over the edge of that giant cliff called society. Sure, you brush your teeth, wash behind your ears and make polite conversation with others, but the instinct of the barbarian is bubbling under the surface of your public persona. Keep it up, and the Mongols would be proud to call you one of their own.
Barbarian to the Bone: Attila would be proud. You're unstable, violent, erratic, selfish, maniacal, and generally a very unpleasant and dangerous human being. With just a little sprinkle of cannibalism and a healthy dose of pillaging, you'd slide perfectly into Barbarian culture like a sharp sword through human flesh.
professor x
You are Professor X! You are a very effective teacher, and you are very committed to those who learn from you. You put your all into everything you do, to some extent because you fear failure more than anything else. You are always seeking self-improvement, even in areas where there is nothing you can do to improve.

Which X-Men character are you most like?
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cuddle and a kiss
cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - you like to be close to your special someone and feel warm, comfortable, and needed

What Sign of Affection Are You?
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Kinky and fun, you know how to scream and you sure know how to have one hell of a party!! And one hell of a night . . .
Congratulations! You're a screaming orgasm!!

What Drink Are You?
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Happily Evil!

Invisible Enchiladas

It seems that I'm tied for these two countries...
And hockey? I'm apathetic towards it. I guess that makes me...

Canadian Flag
You're Canada!
People make fun of you a lot, but they're stupid because you've got a much better life than they do. In fact, they're probably just jealous. You believe in crazy things like human rights and health care and not dying in the streets, and you end up securing these rights for yourself and others. If it weren't for your weird affection for ice hockey, you'd be the perfect person.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid
Thai Flag
You're Thailand!
Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you, you have a long history of rising above adversity. Recent adversity has led to questions about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a number of tourists and admirers. And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good meal whenever it's called for. Good enough to make people cry.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid
scscs
Duty and Loyalty: You serve your purpose and do what you must do. People would consider you someone to rely on, and one who keeps his/her word when he/she gives it.
Numenorean
Numenorean

short sword
His short sword. Fancy swordwork. Footwork too.

entrancing
You have an entrancing kiss, the kind that leaves your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss that never lessens and always blows your partner away like the first time.

truepunk
You're a True Punk. You know that punk isn't all about studded
jackets and mohawks. If you're political, you're actually informed.
Most of the stuff you love is from before the 80s, though you know bands like Fugazi kept the spirit going.

Undirected Creative Force. Open, receptive, devoid of pre-conceived notions. Beginnings. A young man holding the white rose of innocence in his left hand and grasping a vagabond's staff and satchel in the other, wanders with his gaze to the heaves, about to step into and abyss. His is the transformative journey of the spirit from innocence through experience into wisdom. his guardian and friend is the white dog symbolizing his own puppylike trust and faith, for which the world labels him The Fool.
the fool
you are lightcyan
#E0FFFF
Your dominant hues are green and blue. You're smart and you know it, and want to use your power to help people and relate to others. Even though you tend to battle with yourself, you solve other people's conflicts well.

Your saturation level is very low - you have better things to do than jump headfirst into every little project. You make sure your actions are going to really accomplish something before you start because you hate wasting energy making everyone else think you're working.

Your outlook on life is very bright. You are sunny and optimistic about life and others find it very encouraging, but remember to tone it down if you sense irritation.
I am 54% Evil Genius
Deceitful and crazy
Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.
I am 43% Internet Addict
Slight addict
I could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and online role playing games, or I could become a normal user. Good luck!
I am 61% Punk Rock
Punk like Hank
The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the hell was I talking about?
I am 51% Geek
Mad Dough Geek
Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That's okay, cause I will be the richest person at my 15th year high school reunion. If a "con" isn't happening that weekend.
Grab your boomstick, baby.
You're Ash. You don't just introduce yourself, you take prisoners for the ride of their lives, and win hearts with catch phrases like "Gimme some sugar, baby" and "Shop Smart...Shop S-Mart."
DorianGray
In my not so humble opinion, you, of course, belong in the Picture of Dorian Gray, and do not try to deny it. You belong in the fashionable circles of Victorian London where exotic tastes, a double life, decadence, wit and a hypocritical belief in moral betterment make you a home. You belong where the witty apothegms of Lords, the silly moralities of matrons, the blinding high of opium, and the beauty of visual arts mingle to form one convoluted world.
The Punisher
You are The Punisher. Frank Castle was a career U.S. Marine, who served five years in Vietnam, and worked as a special forces trainer in upstate New York. While picnicking in Central Park, Frank's wife and children were caught and killed in the crossfire between two warring factions of drug dealers. On that day, Frank vowed to use his skills and experience to wage a one-man war on crime. He set out to punish all criminals, and more often than not, that punishment takes a very lethal form indeed.

You are Rabbit.
Sometimes your creative solutions land you in sticky situations but you remain adventurous and undaunted by failure. You posess an infectious confidence and deep thinking comes naturally to you. Always on the go with many paws in many pies, Rabbits can appear slightly manic to others. But not to worry, you have everything under control... most of the time.

The Low-Fidelity All-Star
You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were born with your cool, and it's totally natural. You run the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as you) to the geeky hipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).

Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid || 10%
Schizoid ||||||||||||42%
Schizotypal ||||||||||38%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 66%
Borderline |||| 14%
Histrionic ||||||26%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 46%
Avoidant ||||||||||38%
Dependent ||||18%
Obsessive-Compulsive ||||||30%
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Reading up on my friend Mary Anne's journal, and noticed that she was a "Forrest Gump" character. I know I've taken that "What Movie are You In" test over at quizilla before, but couldn't remember. So I took it again, and this time I'm in "Power Rangers" because: With a couragous look on life, [you] are sometimes corny, and live off of big events. Making longtime friends is hard for you to do, but the ones you have are golden. which, I suppose, is pretty close to the truth.

Oh, she also mentioned the selectsmart Religous selection test. Well, in my bio, I list myself as a Zen Paganist. The test lists me as being compatible with the following: Unitarian Universalism (100%), Secular Humanism (95%), Liberal Quakers (84%), Theravada Buddhism (83%), and Neo-Paganism (80%). Everything else is below 75%, so they probably don't apply. Guess I need to update my bio, eh?

I just remembered what was going on when I took the test, so I looked in my GAIM logs, and lo, I should be in the "Lord of the Rings" Always on the run and never satisfied with what's in front of you, You don't stick around in one place for love, and your friends are probably all as talented as you are. Hmm. So a combination of both of the movies. Lord of the Rangers? Power Rings?

According to Rum & Monkey, Quizzila, Fidius, and other random tests, I am:
  • an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child.
    Pronunciation: 'e-jE-tOs, easily distracted by pointless Internet quizzes or tests)
  • [going to] die a warrior and be spirited away by warbling wenches to Valhalla, the Hall of the Slain. Meat and mead for evermore -- well until Ragnarok, anyway, when you will do battle with giants, giantesses, dwarfs, elves and Nidhug, a dragon who likes to nibble trees. Odin is great!
  • named in goddam-rock-solid-ghetto-shiznit syle: Fellatio Cwac Cwac
  • Curable Gonorrhea (sometimes just Chlamydia)
  • GIGANTOR
  • Regis Philbin
  • Charles Manson, the evil criminal
  • Captain Arrr. (Daily Pirates!)
  • Eleanor Roosevelt, famous homosexual
  • Josef Stalin
  • an angry drunk
  • named in the Mormon church: Denim Levi Stayner
  • the 3rd class of vampire: Incubine Fang.
  • an asshole (what swearword are you...)
  • Athena, God of Education
  • going to die of cancer
  • the saying "You have to find yourself a girl, mate... You're not a eunuch are you?" from PotC.
  • an INTP (Meyers/Briggs)
    I:22% N:11% T:67% P:56%
    • slightly expressed introvert
    • slightly expressed intuitive
    • distinctively expressed thinking
    • moderately expressed perceiving

  • named Driretlan in Vampiric
  • only rating 4 out of 10 evil points
  • the X-Men character Rogue
  • Morpheous
  • the "Making Love" type of sex
  • 16, or at least my inner child is
  • a Dragon, mythologically speaking
  • named "Dirty Tom Bonney" in pirate-lore
  • doomed to eternity in the 6th level of Dante's hell for the following scores:
    • Purgatory: Very low
    • Limbo: Very low
    • Lust: Extreme
    • Gluttony: High
    • Avaricious: High
    • Wrathful: Moderate
    • Heresy: Extreme
    • Violence: High
    • Fraudulence: Extreme
    • Treachery: Extreme

    Hooray for the City of Dis!
   

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