These written testimonials were sent to me by various people around the world. If you want to tell me what you think of my home page, drop me a line, and i'll quote you out of context! If you get really bored, and have the time to scan a picture as a GIF file, uuencode it, and mail it to me, I'll even plaster your face along with your message.

Sorry, I can't return pictures or letters without a S.A.S.E.

Terri, just "one more buxom lass in a bodice," writes:
  "I've wasted 45 minutes on you page...I might just have to give you a hug.
   I do hope I've piqued your curiosity...And just so you know, I'd date you
   too, but I think my boyfriend would probably object."
    [Tease. Wench. Good qualities, of course. :-) I dare you to find me and
     administer that hug.  I'll be back in town on the 23rd of December.
     I'll leave the rest to *you* -L]


Amy, a senior at Quinnipiac College said
   "I really enjoyed your page....it made me laugh, a lot."


Ken, masquerading as Roula, using El Greca as a pseudonym, wrote:
   Don't judge MY MISTAKES too harshly, after all I am Australian.
    [I assume he means spelling.. -L]


Jill, a Microsoft (tm) employee, under the threat of being fired by Bill (tm), took the time to say:
   I found your page...it kept me entertained for at least 20 minutes, not bad!
   Anyway, I've got to go before Bill [(tm) -ed.] comes and fires me pesonally!
   [Hey! Don't I get a free copy of something for this? -L]


Royce Williams, an eclectic nihilist, posited:
   It was a lot like spitting on a fish, except without the fireworks.
   and "Morituri te salutant."


From Anne, a fellow woodcutter extrordinaire,
   Your home page has changed my life... but I won't say whether it 
   was for the better or for the worse. No, seriously -- I had fun,
   which, in my opinion, is the meaning of life.
    [Fun? Me too. BTW, woodcutter? I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay! -L]


Stephanie, a Texas Two-Stepper who actually likes drinking Bud Light, drawled:
   by the way,i don't quite understand what it is you do for a living, and
   why the haircut? anyways, thought you were cute, decided to be friendly.
   write back!
    [Umm. Okay. I guess I am. Thanks! Oh--It was getting long. -L]


Mr. Toad writes the words of all amphibious beer drinkers:
   "I haven't seen any mice that small since Tattoo moved to France!"
   [ What the heck is a bellaholic, and how do I become one? -L]


Jen, now ex-wife to the infamous Cliff, bearer of the offspring of his loins, writes:
   Gee, hon, I knew you were creative, but this has got to be one of the
   best homepages I've ever seen!

Elise, A new transplant to Montana said
   great page..your picture is kinda goofy looking, but hey,
   i'll date you...just get your butt down to missoula....
   [ All the benefits of a girlfriend and i get to live
     in Montana?  Maybe next time. Now if it was Idaho.... L ]


From Leif, a 34 year-old Canadian who has never met another Leif:
   Thank you for delivering me from this isolation I have felt
   throughout my life!


RJ, an anonymous hair affectionado wrote:
   I enjoyed your home page--thanks.  I have a question, though.
   Why do you describe yourself as having "short" hair??
      [I've got just the answer for you: Because it's not long. -L]

Franz vonHusselbknocker, an Austrian Wienerschnitzel maker wrote
   "Yah, das is some funny stuff, yah. Ich lieben duben homen pagen."


Crosson-san from Maryland took the opportunity to tell you that
    1. All the leaves are brown.
    2. El queso es viejo y mohoso.
       The cheese is old and (smelly?) -- Royce
    3. Osoroshii kangae nimo osowaremas.


From Susan, a UAA Employee and fellow ASL'er
    "I am very impressed with your homepage - haven't even read all of it."


From Rodney, an actor, a scholar, and a gentleman:
    -I laughed, I cried, It's better than Cats.
       I want to surf it again and again...
         [and again, and again...]


From Spam, an accomplished lighting designer and new director:
    Cheeeesy! I was checkin out your home page...wild!


Kirstin, one of 40 women in a college of 4000 men said:
    Get me out of here!  Oh, uh... nice home page.

From R. Bryan, microbeer impressario and finder of the femme fatale',
    -Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell you...


From Samsara-photographer, rock climber, and lover of all things ursine:
    I checked out your home page this summer when I was missing friendly faces.


Timothy Tan, the Singapore man wants to share this:
    Really dig your Home Page. Real cool and everything. Enough of
    american-speak; what I meant is that I really like your URL. You
    must have spent quite a bit of time developing it.

A nony mouse from squeakerville complained that:
    -You should make this thing into a singles ad...
    [What, this page, or so people can write singles ads? - L]