Dating has changed so much over the past few years, especially with the rise of the internet, that I'm not sure how to go about it anymore. Luckily, some other fine folk felt the same way. One gentlebeing whom was brave enough to post a question to DEAF-L about it actually got responses from a bunch of women on the list. I've decided to put a condensed version up for general perusal.
Or, if you're wonder what would drive a woman to the ends of the earth just to be with me, find out the Top 100(+) reasons why any female (as an elegible female of the elegible female persuasion) should date me.
Announcing! An all-new contest designed for people like you! Just submit your name, a brief description of yourself, and your reactions to this web-site to me via email. I'll randomly draw names from my mailbox, and if you're the lucky stiff, I'll fly down and visit you! See what previous winners have had to say about it.
I've taken the risk of indictment and reprinted the relevant parts of an article about me in the True North magazine at the University of Alaska, Anchorage.
Ever wonder what it would be like to be Leif? Or what happened to me that made me who I am today? Well, now you can get a glimpse into the events that shaped my life, so that you too can emulate or avoid them.
Got a burning question you just can't answer? Got a JavaScript enabled Browser? Take a shake on the Magic Eightball and all of life's answers will be revealed!
Grab linux from a fast Local Mirror.
HTML color wheel that needs more colors. Use the source, Luke, and grab that CSS stuff for your own enjoyment.
Check the weather forecast for Anchorage.
Are you Bored? Are you a peeping Tom, Dick, Jane, or Mary Anne? If so, you probably want to click on this link.
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Whitewater rafting is the thing to do during the long summer days.
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Penn & Teller's home page!
How can you not love the wacky antics of The Bastard Operator from Hell
You know, some people look at me like I'm a real space case, but really, I'm not. I'm only an honorary crew member. I do enjoy looking at pictures from outer space, though. In fact, I've got a link here to the Planetary Guide,an index of pictures of our solar system. Nifty, eh?
There finally exists proof that Barney is satan. Yep, you'll see the proof is in the pudding.
Seen on Web Monkey,
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"My friend was supposed to come to town this weekend but she couldn't
because she had a spastic bladder and the doctors had to give her this
stuff called UriSpaz."
- Evany
"Leif is funny. Falco is not funny."
- Josh
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Remember, my opinions and views probably aren't the same as any organization of which I might be affiliated, so in the immortal words of that famous fairy "If these spirits have offended..." then you'll just have to deal with your own insecurities. I can't offend you, only you can take offence. Don't try and force your perverse restrictive views on me or society. Keep off the lawn! No exchanges, substitutions or refunds. Void where prohibited by law, not Jude Law. Thbblppt!
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